Trump's still lying, Trump's still lying, throws a tantrum, starts crying. His hair is orange and wild, he acts like an overgrown child. He knows everything, he's so clever, he just talks and talks, goes on forever.
He believes Obama's from the dark continent; he's not Christian, thinks he has an agenda, he has a mission. He hasn't told the truth, that certificate, it isn't proof! But Trumps going to fix it all, starting with a wall. No more immigrants, he'll send them back over there, get their own healthcare, no more welfare.
Now Putin's his pal, someone he's admired, that doesn't mean he wouldn't have him fired. He's got an imported wife, she's his trophy, yes, they're just like us; an ordinary family. He has billions, and towers emblazoned with his name, don't worry, he's going to make America great again.
Trump's always lying, Trump's always lying, to the press no more questions, stop your prying. He loves the camera rolling, and the sound of his own voice, he's a prima donna, we should be so lucky and rejoice. He's a military mastermind, he'll keep the rest of the world in line.
His jet set life, has been a sacrifice, he lives in a world that's a fool's paradise. There's no method to his madness with his over inflated ego, don't be fooled, he has nothing in common with the average Joe. Beauty pageants, casinos and reality TV, he's the emcee of fantasy.
His boys they like to hunt big game, they can afford safaris, with daddy's name. He has a daughter, if she wasn't daddy's little girl, he wouldn't mind giving her a whirl.
Give him your vote, make him your commander-in-chief. when he takes the oath you can breathe a sigh of relief. He's got our backs, we should all celebrate, across the land, in every state. Lights, camera, action, get ready for the coming attraction.