Spic and span,
clean as a whistle.
I’m a quick draw with my pistol,
a real straight shooter, I am.
Fully loaded, fully equipped,
I pack a punch, if you get my drift.
Pumping like a well oiled machine,
there’s a load in my magazine.
When I aim, I don’t even have to try,
dead center, it’s a bulls-eye.
I can hit the mark,
like a ball, right out of the park.
I’m a sure shot,
toss a coin, hit it on the spot.
If you’re a damsel in distress,
I’m at you’re service, I got what you need.
I’ll deliver the goods, I aim to impress,
your satisfaction is guaranteed.
My homes been on the range,
but I’m looking for a change;
time to hang up the holster.
Kick the boots off to the floor,
get them off, get it on, and go for more.
I feel the heat, it’s starting to smolder,
admiring someone so fine,
I’m retiring just on time.